is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Congratulations! We have a period
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