Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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