I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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