Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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