Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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