John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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