She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
