i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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