3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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