So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
