This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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