Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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