At least make sure they are 18
Why
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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