lets start a swedish sibling band together
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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