so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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