she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
