OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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