I wish i was in the wii world.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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