I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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