Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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