Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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