we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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