I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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