I just made out with a guy for $7.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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