I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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