Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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