Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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