we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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