That's intense
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
How external is "for external use only"?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
