I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
oh god the rape fog is back!
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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