What a fucking waste of an outfit
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
