Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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