I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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