It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She's the barista slut.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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