that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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