haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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