Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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