How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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