I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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