I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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