Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
wrigley field is MILF paradise
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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