shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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