Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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