I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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