Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
