Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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