What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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