Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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