you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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