not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
