She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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