i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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