I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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