My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
